Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Magic Items Found:	2466	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	2031	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Emeralds Found:	1661
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!