Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Looking for a roleplaying community that caters to both veteran roleplayers and new roleplayers?Then Roleplay Hub is the server for you! We have two main roleplays with one centering around a secondary school in Japan and one centering around the fictional fantasy world of “Enarion.” Not only will you have a unique roleplay experience with us, you’ll get to see all of our amazing models and plugins!We’re a smart-minded & determined roleplay community here on Minecraft to provide the best experience possible for all of our players across all of our genres. We also provide support for platforms such as minecraft bedrock & java edition, allowing for to you play wherever.We’d be honoured to provide you with an experience to remember!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	9257
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4057

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7779	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.