Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	5574	Farms Harvested:	374

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1068
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2366
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Server Information: Modpacks: Tekkit 2 (v.1.2.2) | Tekkit Legends (v1.1.1) | The 1.12.2 Pack (v1.5.5) | Nomifactory (v1.2.2.1) Hub IP: Play.SiriusMC.net Tekkit 2 IP: Tekkit.SiriusMC.net RLCraft IP: rl.SiriusMC.net Tekkit Legends IP: Legends.SiriusMC.net The 1.12.2 Pack IP: 1122.SiriusMC.net Nomifactory IP: Nomi.SiriusMC.net Discord: discord.gg/SiriusMCWhy Choose SiriusMC? SiriusMC is a modded network that runs servers in Tekkit 2, RLCraft, Tekkit Legends, The 1.12.2 Pack & Nomifactory. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as Togglable PVP, PlayerShops, Land Protection, Custom Patches/Plugins & More! With a strong team of active staff and developers, strong hardware SiriusMC provides a lag-free place to play!On our Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends Server, players are permitted the use of EMC farms. Got a cool design for a EMC gen? SiriusMC is the perfect place for you to build it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8614
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	124	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!