Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mines Excavated:	1381	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6110	Magic Items Found:	6277

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	6371
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Farms Harvested:	279	Dimension Hops:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3589	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3642
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	2032

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Farms Harvested:	413
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”