Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Items Found:	2019	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9267
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	541	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.