Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2586	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	198

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.