yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got over 50,000 supporters marchin in da Walk With Israel Toronto rally! if dat ain’t wild enough for ya, we also got pigs flyin and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

come build yo dream castle and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make u feel like a god.

join now and be part of da craziest minecraft community on da block. who needs reality when u got a server like dis? let’s get crafty, baby!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Dimension Hops: 12 Villages Defended: 16
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

    Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

    Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ScanFailCraft

    ScanFailCraft

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

    So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ObsidianAddictz

    ObsidianAddictz
    Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Skillful Question Master

    Skillful Question Master
    so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

    so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4180 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

    BlockyParty: Extreme Edition
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

    What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5
?
    1. EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.

    2. EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.

    3. EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.

    4. EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.

    5. EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4544
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mines Excavated: 4449

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Hold Up Minecraft Server

    Hold Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FinishKing Minecraft SMP

    FinishKing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

    FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

    Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

    But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

    And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

    So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 103 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MindBlownMinecraftSMP

    MindBlownMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Farms Harvested: 966

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCrackheads

    CraftyCrackheads
    Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

    PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mines Excavated: 4164
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

    15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Crops Grown: 6836 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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