Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Falling into the Void: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Alien Abductions: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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