VuhledarDefenseCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crops Grown:	8597
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	6469
Magic Items Found:	6145	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	408279
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	7209	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3