Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5339
Crops Grown:	3013	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zombie Power Co.

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join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6