So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyImpact – Minecraft meets Genshin in this hilarious server!

    CraftyImpact – Minecraft meets Genshin in this hilarious server!
    🔥🔥🔥 Are you ready to kneel before the Pyro Archon Edition on our Minecraft server?! 🔥🔥🔥

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat! Our character demo will have you laughing like a maniac, and our character teaser will have you sleeping in peace (if you can stop laughing, that is).

    But wait, there’s more! Watch “The Song Burning in the Embers” full animated short for a fiery experience like no other. And don’t miss our latest version trailer, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” for a sneak peek at the chaos that awaits you.

    Join now to participate in our event “Vibro-Crystals Application” and web events like “Savoring the Breeze” and “Discover Traces, Explore Nature.” And don’t forget to check out our current character banner featuring Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, and Xiangling.

    Plus, our weapon banner offers Crimson Moon’s Semblance (Polearm) and The First Great Magic (Bow) for epic battles and crazy combos. And don’t miss out on our daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for even more loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! And remember, the Pyro Archon Edition demands your allegiance – so kneel before the fiery fun! 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!

    Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!
    Are you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

    So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

    Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.
    Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

    Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

    Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession
    Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

    Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

    Epirate Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    🌍 Earth Map + Live Map Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
    ⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
    🦈 Sea Monsters Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
    ⛵ Player-built ships Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
    🪙 Treasures Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
    🔥 Wars and naval regions Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
    💰 Economy Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
    🐟 Advanced Fishing system Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

    Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

    Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

    Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

    Server Details:

    IP: play.epiratemc.com

    Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Version: 1.20.x

    IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Cosmos VS Hypixel

    The Cosmos VS Hypixel
    Hypixel The Cosmos
    • Popular and well-established server
    • Wide variety of game modes
    • Active and large player base
    • Custom mini-games and challenges
    • Regular updates and events
    • Unique Sci-Fi themed Survival experience
    • Explore planets and solar systems
    • Customize your own ship with Movecraft
    • Expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons
    • Donator perks and exclusive items

    Hypixel FAQ

    Question Answer
    What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer? Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and more.
    How active is the player base on Hypixel? Hypixel has a large and active player base, making it easy to find games and interact with other players.
    Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel? Yes, Hypixel regularly updates their server with new content and events to keep players engaged.

    The Cosmos FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is unique about The Cosmos server? The Cosmos offers a Sci-Fi themed Survival experience where players can explore different planets and solar systems.
    Can I customize my own ship on The Cosmos? Yes, players can design and customize their own ships using the Movecraft plugin on The Cosmos.
    What special features does The Cosmos have? The Cosmos features an expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons, as well as donator perks and exclusive items.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!

    CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!
    Are you tired of your CF (Catgirl Foxgirl) maid in isekai constantly getting in the way and causing chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate CF maid management simulator where you can train your maid to do your bidding with hilarious results.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929

    Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

    FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyCriminalBidenServer

    CraftyCriminalBidenServer
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

    Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MythicHaven VS Hypixel

    MythicHaven VS Hypixel
    Hypixel MythicHaven
    Pros Pros
    – Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames – Ultimate Towny experience with custom features
    – Active player base and frequent updates – 75+ Custom Enchants, In-Game Ranks, Jobs, McMMO
    – High-quality server performance – Custom music and sound effects, Regular Events
    – Professional staff and customer support – Player run economy and custom crafting recipes
    Cons Cons
    – May be overwhelming for new players – Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    – Some game modes may be less popular – Limited variety of minigames

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Is Hypixel or MythicHaven better for players who enjoy minigames?

    Hypixel is known for having a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy, making it a great choice for those who love minigames. However, MythicHaven offers a unique Towny experience with custom features that cater to players who prefer a more structured gameplay style.

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel is the largest Minecraft server with a very active player base. MythicHaven, on the other hand, has a smaller player base but offers a more personalized and community-oriented experience.

    Which server has better performance and customer support?

    Hypixel is known for its high-quality server performance and professional staff who provide excellent customer support. MythicHaven also offers friendly staff, but due to its smaller size, performance may vary compared to Hypixel.

    Are there any unique features that set MythicHaven apart from Hypixel?

    MythicHaven offers 75+ custom enchants, player-run economy, custom crafting recipes, and regular events that provide a unique and immersive Towny experience that is different from the minigame-focused gameplay of Hypixel.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Crops Grown: 8105

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • YeehawCraft: Why are Americans like this?

    YeehawCraft: Why are Americans like this?
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.

    So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Bitz: Where the Halvening Means More Than Just Mining!

    Blocky Bitz: Where the Halvening Means More Than Just Mining!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, you’ll be saying “KEK” in no time!

    Join us and witness the epic halvening of prices that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so hilarious?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Want to join his army of feathered warriors? Of course you do!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most LOL-worthy adventures in Minecraft history. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Combat Chaos – Not your average fighting game!

    Crafty Combat Chaos – Not your average fighting game!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be questioning reality!

    Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the infamous Sakamata, a legendary boss who is rumored to be unbeatable. But don’t worry, we have top secret tips and tricks that will have you taking down Sakamata in no time!

    And as for Polka being unusable? Well, on our server, Polka is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Use it to conquer your enemies and reign supreme in the Minecraft world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Magic Items Found: 5160
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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