Alright, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

    For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Zombie Dances: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

    But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

    > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 84 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 New Chunks Explored: 536054

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

    SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft
    SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

    – Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

    And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

    If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Dimension Hops: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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