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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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