Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Potions Brewed: 157 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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