Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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