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CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HappyBlock SMP

Contentment, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness discovery, happiness exploration, happiness factors, happiness hacks, happiness journey, happiness mindset, happiness secrets, happiness sources, happiness tips, happiness triggers, HappyBlock, Individuality, joy, one of a kind, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, smp, Special, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	461
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HebCraft Command Center Strike

Air Force, airstrikes, Beirut, Center, command, command centers, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, strikes, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	109131
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

blood-based test, cancer detection methods, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, cancer screening, clinical trials, DETECTION, diagnostic testing., Early, early detection, early-stage detection, experimental blood test, Fun, health technology, healthcare innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, PancakeCraft, Pancreatic cancer, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Tumor Detection, tumor markers

so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, Bedrock Port, berry, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Experience, Fruitful, Fun, gameplay, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Join, key details, Modded, Operational, quality of life, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Dragon Eggs Found:	864
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

American society, asian women, attractive, Beautiful, DESIRED, geriatric, ghetto wastelands, highest-status males, intcels, Minecraft, niggas, Palace, PIXEL, pro athletes, Server, travis kelce, unfuckable Jews, white billionaires, white wives, white women, wiggers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, Allergy, anaphylactic shock, autism, Bars, braces, brocraft, charity case, Drunk, epi pens, Exploitation, forgiveness, Medical Equipment, Minecraft, narcissist, NoCharity4Bro, pick me, prescription meds, racist, Server, social anxiety, social cues, spectrum, Teammate, Videos

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

asset allocation, budgeting, charitable donations, dream home, Estate Planning, financial advisor, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Inheritance, Investment, legacy planning, Long-term goals, luxury lifestyle, MilliMinecraftSMPRich, million dollars, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings, travel the world, wealth management

If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	438

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19