VertebrateVortex70%DeclineLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	929804	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4900	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	New Chunks Explored:	875084
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6