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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6983 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY