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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Runes Activated: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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