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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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