yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

    🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

    🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

    💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

    Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PhoneFlipperPro

    PhoneFlipperPro
    Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1227
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

    CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AnnoyingEarwormCraft

    AnnoyingEarwormCraft
    Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

    So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4932 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 7714

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CreeperCarnageFunLand

    CreeperCarnageFunLand
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

    Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat
    So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

    💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

    IP: mydestiny.su

    Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

    Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

    Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

    Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

    Here you will find:

    [+] Anarchy

    [+] New armor

    [+] New weapons

    [+] Dragon World

    [+] Customized map

    [+] Good admins

    Happy gaming!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the server’s focus? The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
    Is the server for Java Edition only? Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 218 New Chunks Explored: 800194
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

    Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 816 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • > Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

    > Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

    So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

    CraftyCrip Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MomCraftLove

    MomCraftLove
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

    Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

    But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

    With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Potions Brewed: 67

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

    SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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