VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1946	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	482
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Emeralds Found:	8672	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1803	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5360	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	8	New Chunks Explored:	369909
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Potions Brewed:	122	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	831
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	528
Magic Items Found:	6842	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	8065	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Potions Brewed:	194
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu