VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9977	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mines Excavated:	3296
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Items Found:	6533

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	156	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Farms Harvested:	473	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3370
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3229	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Emeralds Found:	4959
Buildings Constructed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	129
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3535	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu