VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8591	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Emeralds Found:	3465	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	118

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6473	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2278
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

AscendantSurvival.com