VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

SlyCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	751	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Ip= mc.hydrapvp.com

An Awsome Server With Amaxing Kits! NO LAG!! And 64 Player Slots!! -Mini Games -Factions -Dome PvP -Plots -Ranks -Kits -3770k Running at 4.5Ghz – 12 Gb of RAM

mc.hydrapvp.com

ChargedMinecraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	843357	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

This is a normal fun2play server, we got pvp, factions and minigames!

Mc.ChargedMinecraft.Com:25569

a1craft.com

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3916	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Hi, We have the following servers on our network. Creative , Prison , Avatar Bending SkyBlock, SkyGrid, SkyWars KitPVP, Duels, MiniGames Factions, Towny, Vanilla

Friendly staff and great community..

a1craft.com

Akardoo

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

– What plugins do you have? *We currently have 49 Plugins (which are very few) and we basically consist of Jobs, Iconomy, ChestShops, Multi Verse (Multimundos), plotme, Disguise (For VIPs and admins), factions, Mob arena and mob captcher. -What benefits do I get when I donate? * akardoo.buycraft.com -Page the forum? * foro.akardoo.com – Server location * Roboiux France (US) IP’s: mc.akardoo.com (The main one I recorded on) Hg1.akardoo.com Hg2.akardoo.com

mc.akardoo.com

XOKingdoms

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Medieval RPG * Survival * Creative * PVP * Mini Games * IP: play.xokingdoms.com

Come join our fun and award-winning Community to embark on a journey of untold riches and power (or you can just play to survive in the wilderness)! You must start your new life in these medieval lands and choose to either live in a Kingdom and rank up to Glory, or live the Freeman Life on your own as a Mercenary or Outlaw! We are known for our EQUAL girl to boy player ratio. Deposit your money into our famous World Bank and watch your Savings Account grow! Monthly contests and wars! Get both in-game and REAL LIFE prizes!

There are two Kingdoms in the land from which to choose that occasionally battle each other in a War to claim new land and prizes. You may stay behind and help your Kingdom progress, or join the King’s Army and help win fortune!

If you pledge your loyalty to a King, you can work your way up the ranks to someday be a Knight – or even become a Lord who rules over other players! If not… Just live on your own or with friends!

What side will you choose?

play.xokingdoms.com

Papocraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3475	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Papocraft, minecraft survival server community. Place where you can live the Minecraft multiplayer experience in a survival state.

Find out everything in our discord. https://discord.gg/FbQSqu9

papocraft.com

Matrix Vanilla Server

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Matrix is a Pure Vanilla Server, We are about getting back to the roots of what Vanilla is meant to be, so don’t come expecting any of those /sethome /home /tpa etc as even though they’re available in Vanilla, we feel it takes away from how Vanilla was intended.

The map is restricted in size of building space to 50k in every direction, with space past that allotted for Custom trade Villagers, Games and much much more.

All of the fancy little tricks and commands we do have are all run via command blocks and have been thoroughly tested to work optimally in 1.15

revenant.aushost.gg:26280

MilfsMakers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	6475
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome To MilfsMakers,

This is a English Pvp Survival server with minigames, Just have fun Follow the rules and be the man on the Pvp line.

i see you soon on the Pvp line

Goodluck

188.165.220.130:25605

Pixel Masters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

A no-death, buildable, survival pixelmon server! Requires pixelmon 2.5.2 and minecraft 1.6.4! We have gym leaders, drop parties, and all kinds of other fun features! Join now! IP: pixelmasters.org

pixelmasters.org

MadInCRAFT

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7836	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	30

The Survival world is 100% survival! No teleportation. Many gameplay plugins have been added to make the gaming experience more enjoyable and are therefore often transparent to the player. NPCs are accessible in some cases. PVP is allowed, but in moderation Livemap: http://map.minecraft.kerv.org Statistics: http://stats.minecraft.kerv.org Serveur teamspeak3 dedie: ts3server://ts.kerv.org

jouer.madincraft.fr

Mystian Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	57
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Hello and welcome to The Mystian Network! We are a variety server, with a Spawn server, Towny server, Factions server, and Airwars server. What is airwars? The INCREDIBLE custom mini-game exclusively on our server! Battle the enemy ship with cannons and hand-on-hand combat. Empire Wars ensures an experience like no other server. Variety server truly describes us! Come and explore the amazing Empire Wars.

play.mystiannetwork.com

Starcraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

This is the Starcraft server we have 30 slots and are growing every day. our server is a factions based server but we have mcmmo and over plugins that you can interact with.we will have some mini games coming soon.

Owners: toxiccoke,FlamingFaggot8,Trakterboy16,MrEnderpig

We hope to see you on the server!!

198.20.126.195

Sliwco Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7025
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

A bukkit modded server, with SMP, mini-games and much more! We allow for players to have a survival experience, yet also play mini-games with a separate inventory so they do not risk loosing any items, currently supporting mini-games such as paintball, all which is custom coded JUST for this server!

game.sliw.co

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	71
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

pixelmoncraft.com

Darkserver

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4779
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Creative Server

78.143.2.90