VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Animals Bred:	135	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Items Found:	3661
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	9880
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	580	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mines Excavated:	2947	Royal Courts Attended:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	269	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	2326	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2754	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7933
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1915	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Crops Grown:	5712	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	671065
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Void Gems Collected:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	461	Buildings Constructed:	13
Towns Built:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5243
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3610

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz