VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	117

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8159
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Farms Harvested:	476
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	9801
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	5994
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	1440
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4366
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4804	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2924	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Void Gems Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net