VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3941
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	61
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	1058	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crops Grown:	3774	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2887	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3808	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Star Shards Collected:	162
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchantments Applied:	50

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3739
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crops Grown:	1667
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Emeralds Found:	8368
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	156030	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Farms Harvested:	385
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	301827	Alien Abductions:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	77	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Votes:	9187
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI