VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	247	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	192684
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	507
Zombie Dances:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	198

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6771	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1062
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Animals Bred:	191
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1170
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Items Found:	6635	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Secret Passages Found:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	151

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net