VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InfinitiveMC

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

InfinitiveMC Railbattle(new mode) KitPvP survival and more upcoming gamemodes(still under development)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Slivermc

Server IP: play.slivermc.nl

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	265

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HeloCade Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HeloCade Network ————————————————— Events – $$$ Practice – Work In Progress KitPvP – Work In Progress ————————————————— Discord – https://discord.helocade.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	194
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.