| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2005 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2391 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2197 |
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6267 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 140 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1103 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5246 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3574 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1239 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6613 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1857 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2744 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9802 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3388 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7124 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7987 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 130 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5890 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9740 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 455 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7477 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 122 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4112 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4292 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8354 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
