| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Category | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 (Vanilla) |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server always up to date with the latest features? | Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefers? | Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection. |
| Are there specific rules for the server? | Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience. |
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.
So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.
Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.
But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!
But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?
Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
