| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8865 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.
But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5770 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.
Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.
plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.
so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 151 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
The Diamond Rush offers a near vanilla experience, with a bunch of quality of life/cosmetic addons (/home, /tpa, land claiming, invisible item frames & more). The server has a diamond economy along with a custom diamond bank plugin. Diamonds can be used to level-up & trade with other players.
The main goal of the server is to level-up through the 13 levels, each level unlocks a new perk. The requirements to level-up are diamonds & skill levels.
The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity chat | A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience. |
| Nice community | A small, chill community that you can hang out with. |
| Votes and suggestions | Suggest and vote on changes for the server. |
| Whitelist | Server has applications to keep the griefers out. |
| Mods | A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience. |
| No TP | No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla. |
You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.
The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.
From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9722 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Category | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 (Vanilla) |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!
Join us on DISCORD
Happy crafting!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server always up to date with the latest features? | Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefers? | Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection. |
| Are there specific rules for the server? | Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience. |
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
