| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 95 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Category | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 (Vanilla) |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server always up to date with the latest features? | Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefers? | Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection. |
| Are there specific rules for the server? | Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience. |
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1550 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.
So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.
Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.
But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!
But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?
Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7924 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Star Shards Collected: | 110 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
