| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 389 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Server Name | r/place Minecraft |
|---|---|
| Description | We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting. |
| IP | boringsmp.1e99.eu |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9 |
PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I change blocks on the canvas? | Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks. |
| How do I get a spray can? | You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas. |
| What is the IP for the server? | The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu |
| Is there a Discord server? | Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9 |
| What is Boring SMP? | Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft. |
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2761 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.
Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP
😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.
🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.
So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3363 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!
but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.
so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 46 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
I mean, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can explore the virtual world of California plants in all their glory? Imagine walkin’ through fields of virtual flowers and trees, all while dodgin’ creepers and zombies tryna mess up your vibe.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare virtual California poppy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. And if that ain’t enough to convince you to join, I don’t know what is. So come on, join the party and let’s get plantin’ in this epic Minecraft server!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
SypherPK is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his gameplay videos and tutorials on various video games, particularly Fortnite. With a large following of over 3 million subscribers on YouTube and 2 million followers on Twitch, SypherPK is respected for his skill in gaming and entertaining content. He is also known for his positive attitude and helpful approach towards his viewers, often providing tips and strategies to help them improve their own gameplay.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
About Us:
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Hardware & Setup:
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs:
Platform Fabric 1.21 Location San Jose, California, United States CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 10GB (32 Total)
Mods & Tweaks:
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap
Application:
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is The Club SMP? | The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server focused on community building and interaction. |
| How do I join the server? | Follow the application process outlined above. |
| What mods are allowed on the server? | We run server-sided optimization mods and provide an optional client modpack for players. |
| Can I join if I am under 18? | Unfortunately, The Club SMP is strictly for players aged 18 and above. |
| Where is the server located? | The server is hosted in San Jose, California, United States. |
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Enchantments Applied: | 206 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Unlike DanDaDan, our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy storylines, and mind-blowing world-building that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our arcs are anything but recycled and repetitive – each one is a unique and thrilling experience that will leave you wanting more.
And don’t even get us started on the characters! Forget about anime archetypes, we’ve got a cast of wacky and unforgettable personalities that will have you laughing and crying in equal measure.
So why waste your time on forgettable garbage when you can join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to cuddle up with an explosive friend? And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano – just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy!
Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even run into a celebrity player like Steve Jobs or Notch himself!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Explore the world with a mysterious twist, just like Abbey’s unknown father lurking in the shadows. Will you uncover the truth or keep it hidden like Abbey’s family?
Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out your own long-lost relative hiding in the pixelated shadows!
Don’t miss out on the drama and intrigue, join our server today and start unraveling the mysteries of your own virtual family tree. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and offers you a buffet of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all expert chefs and they whip up the most delicious feasts you’ve ever tasted.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza Palace, where you can trade in your diamonds for slices of the most mouth-watering pizza in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon sipping on a milkshake at the Milkshake Mountain Milk Bar.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and satisfy all your cravings for adventure, food, and fun!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9148 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 218 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But be warned, the shock of seeing these futuristic gadgets might just be too much for their delicate little hearts to handle. Who knows, one glimpse of a VR headset could send them into a frenzy of confusion and excitement that could result in spontaneous combustion.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness the sheer chaos of Victorian children trying to navigate the wonders of modern technology? Plus, it’s a great way to test your own sanity as you try to explain Instagram filters to a kid who thinks a telegram is the height of communication.
Come join us for a wild ride through time and technology on our Minecraft server…if you dare!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, AND ENDLESS DIAMONDS!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
AND GET THIS, OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED DIAMOND SWORDS!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 58805 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
