VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6065	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	6623	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

4koma, 5th Anniversary Livestream, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, collide, CraftyBag, Events, Friends, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hinata, Holding the Bag, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Megu, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Butt Blasts

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	930841	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through time as we take you back to the ancient days of Minecraft, where everything was pixelated and glorious. Build your own pyramids, colosseums, and even Stonehenge with your friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to win their favor and become the richest player in all the land?

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a time machine that allows you to travel to different dimensions and meet creatures you never thought possible. Ride a unicorn through the skies or battle a dragon in the depths of the nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4927	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7216
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

Babel, blocky, BOBS, Bricks, city, confusion, Different Races, Dispersed, Diversity, Earth, Genesis 11, Genesis 11:1-9, God’s Plan, Heaven, Language, Mortar, Race, scattered, separation, Shinar, Tower of Babel, Unity

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2725	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

atheist, BFF, Boundaries, Casual Sex, DESPERATE, fembots, healing, ignored, kms, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online dating, rapist, Safety, self-care, serious relationships, Support, swipe, Tinder, TinderCraft, Trauma

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCreeperz

#nagatoro, Anime, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, dominant girl, high school, Japanese culture, Lovers, Manga, non-stop, Otaku, relationship, romance, romance manga, romantic comedy, school life, senpai, sex, shy girl, slice of life, teasing

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!

Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	139272	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	561136
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5818
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

casual conversation, catching up, Chit – Chat, Communication, Crafty, current events, dialogue, friendly banter, Friends, greetings, how are you, how’s it going, informal, informal language, LOLapalooza, McLaughingtons, News, Slang, small talk, socializing, Updates, What’s happening, what’s new, yo

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3480	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!

acceptance, activism, Anarchy, authoritarianism, control, Democracy, freedom, giving their lives, Government, Hope, mass suicide, NoDemocracyCraft, Oppression, performative, Politics, power, protest, Rebellion, REIGNS, resistance, revolution, sacrifice, society

Welcome to our insanely fun Minecraft server where democracy is a thing of the past and performative mass suicide is so last season! But fear not, because on our server, giving your life isn’t enough – you have to survive and thrive in a world filled with zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and magic potatoes that grant wishes!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and build your own floating castle made of rainbow blocks!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!