VALOURY | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

The Chess Master Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2024.., Broadcast, Chess, Chess World Championship 2024, Competition, DING, fide, game 2, Gukesh, lichess, live board, Livestream, Master, Minecraft, ONLINE, Results, smp, standings, watch, World Chess Championship

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Are you tired of playing chess and ready to take on a new challenge? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only strategy you need is how to build the best castle to defend against creepers and zombies!

We have a live stream of our epic battles where players face off in intense PVP matches to see who will reign supreme. Forget about the World Chess Championship, this is where the real action is happening!

Watch as Ding and Gukesh go head to head in a fierce competition to see who can build the most epic base and gather the most diamonds. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!

Join our server now and show off your building skills in a world where anything is possible. Who needs chess when you can have exploding TNT and secret underground lairs? Let the games begin!

Miko’s McServer Collaboration

brand collaboration, Brand partnership, collab, collaboration, digital promotion, exclusive offer, fast food, foodie, influencer marketing, Japanese cuisine, limited edition, marketing strategy, McDonald’s Japan, McDonalds, Mcserver, Miko, Mikos, social media campaign, social media influencer, special promotion, viral marketing

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a block of pure cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RamashkaCraft.aternos.me

Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1732	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	74
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8876	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8308	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2969	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	4799	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	178
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	59
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4365	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6632
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8