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Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	702	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	7322
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	194
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	1257	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7327	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

Crafty, cultural cuisine, dining experience, falafel, Favorite Food, food culture, food preferences, Hummus, international cuisine, Israeli cuisine abroad, Israeli food, Israeli salad, Kosher food, local favorites, Mediterranean cuisine, middle eastern cuisine, Minecraft, pita bread, sabich, Server, Shakshuka, tahini

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

Board, Digital culture, Fun, internet forum, Joshipedo, Joshipedos, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communication, Online Community, online community building, online community management., online discussion, online engagement, online group, online interaction, online networking, online participation, online platform, online society, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, User-generated content, virtual community

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	51	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	198415	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	4391

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bot testing

Bot Developers, Bot testing, Bots, Creative, Daily, Duels, KitPvP, Minecraft, Server, smp, Superflat, Survival, Testing

This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widgets, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Potions Brewed:	144	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Animals Bred:	98	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1