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Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6703	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	757039
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	107
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4144
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	4138
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Potions Brewed:	101
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Star Shards Collected:	81	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8060	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ores Mined:	4687
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0