Valexium | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	312419
Potions Brewed:	88	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mines Excavated:	4927
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyBrits

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1945	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	6652

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds, making you the richest player in all of Minecraft land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless laughs and unforgettable moments. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality

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Are you tired of living in a boring, cubeless world? Join our Minecraft server and discover the true purpose of the cube! Legend has it that the cube was created by a group of ancient builders who wanted to challenge players with its mysterious powers. Some say that those who unlock the secrets of the cube will gain unimaginable riches and power. Others believe that the cube is actually a portal to a parallel universe filled with diamonds and cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and uncover the truth about the cube!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower field. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you’re more into creating pixel art of Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny silverfish. Join us for our next event where we’ll be reenacting the Battle of the Wither, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyFeels R9K Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone’s basement? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around, where the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood lizard looking for a friend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbusters, a group of elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces that will make your jaw drop. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Towns Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Polska Pals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we have taken the edycja stambulska to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Fred who tells the best jokes (seriously, he’s a riot).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the edycja stambulska like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just trying to rebuild society after WW3? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and destruction! Our founder, Steve the Mad, absolutely despises the idea of civilization recovery and instead encourages players to embrace the post-apocalyptic madness.

Join our server if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build your base out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick. Who needs society when you can have anarchy and mayhem? So come on, join us and let’s make the wasteland great again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6738	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Doomstrument Server: Where Creepers Play the Music of Destruction

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – “The Instrument of Doom”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

3. Our PvP arena is unlike anything you’ve ever seen. It’s a floating island in the sky where players battle it out while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

4. The server owner is rumored to be a wizard who can summon lightning storms and turn players into chickens with a flick of his wand. Don’t mess with him unless you want to end up clucking around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The Instrument of Doom” and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, watch out for those llamas…they’re not to be underestimated.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4742
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will dumbify your brain cells? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Beam Edition! Why join, you ask? Because we have a mobile Pokémon game that’s so real-time, you’ll forget what turn-based even means. And guess what? Instead of collecting Pokémon, you collect trainers! It’s like a virtual trainer zoo up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Sync Grid Simulator that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our Eggmon viability guide/tier list. You’ll be hatching eggs like a pro in no time.

Oh, and did we mention our Legendary Gauntlet Info? It’s so legendary, even Herobrine is jealous. And if you’re into model ripping/datamining projects, we’ve got a FAQ that will blow your mind (literally, it’s explosive).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have Pokémon Masters EX and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed with joy? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty9k: The Ultimate Neckbeard Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your friend’s OC? Look no further! Our server is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even talking potatoes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you say something nice about your friend’s OC, you’ll unlock a secret realm filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VidLinksRUs – Chaos Unleashed!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while playing the accordion? Absolutely!

On our server, there are no rules, no limits, and definitely no boring tutorials on how to play. Just jump in and start causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to see videos of the craziest stunts and builds our players have come up with? We’ve got ’em! Want to share your own insane Minecraft creations with the world? Drop a link in the chat and watch the chaos unfold.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	100
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ShogunSquad Minecraft Server: Where Samurai Meets Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old historical dramas? Want to experience Japan like never before? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate the epic battles and stunning landscapes of feudal Japan!

We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	126

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4