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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6704 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vagina Diamond Mine, where instead of diamonds, you’ll find rare and precious Vagina Diamonds that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself was banished from our server because he couldn’t handle the power of all these vaginas in one place. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of underwear – things can get pretty crazy around here.