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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 693 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 2019 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.