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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6663 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.