so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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