so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Buildings Constructed: 17
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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