so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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