so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5366 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
Players Killed by Monsters: 4176 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 158
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Enchantments Applied: 231 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2089 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 124 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5343 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2365 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4176 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ores Mined: 8608
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Star Shards Collected: 299
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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