Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

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Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mines Excavated:	2567
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	285	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5781

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1529	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	73

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4467	Emeralds Found:	3372
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3433	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1481	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ores Mined:	6256
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5