Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Fake SMP: Mostly Vanilla, Kinda Friendly, Slightly Stable, with Slowish Anti-Cheat, and a Few Claims

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Server Name	The Real SMP
Features	Stable and secure atmosphere, Player Shops, Spawn Protection, Giveaways
Discord Server	Join our Discord
IP Address	mc.therealsmp.com
Website	Visit our website

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The Real SMP runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We have strict rules against griefing and use anti-cheat systems to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Q: How can I set up a player shop on the server?

A: To set up a player shop, you can create a shop and sell items to other players. Design your shop how you want it to be and start trading with other players.

Q: Can I build in the spawn area?

A: Spawn is protected to provide a welcoming environment for all players. If you want to build in the spawn area, you can apply for spawn permissions.

Q: How often do you host giveaways on the server?

A: We host regular giveaways as a way to give back to our community. Play with friends and enter giveaways to win exciting prizes.

Q: How can I join The Real SMP community?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “mc.therealsmp.com” in your Minecraft client. Join our Discord server for more updates and interactions with other players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Scavenged Shores VS Hypixel

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**Hypixel**

**Scavenged Shores**

**FAQ**

**Q: Which server has more players and a larger community? A:** Hypixel is known for having one of the largest and most active Minecraft communities.

**Q: Which server offers a more unique and customized experience? A:** Scavenged Shores stands out for its unique pirate-themed RPG elements and custom content that sets it apart from other servers.

**Q: Can I expect regular updates and new content on these servers? A:** Both Hypixel and Scavenged Shores strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep players engaged and excited.

**Q: Are there any specific features or game modes that each server is known for? A:** Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, while Scavenged Shores focuses on a pirate-themed RPG experience with sailing, exploration, and custom islands.

**Q: How can I join these servers and start playing? A:** You can join Hypixel by connecting to their server address in Minecraft multiplayer. For Scavenged Shores, you can connect to their server address and start exploring the pirate-themed world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyDigits – LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. They danced the night away to the sweet tunes of a zombie DJ and even learned some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy clouds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	264
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineSmash – Where Creepers Smash Like Super Bros. in General

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Wario is here to shake things up at this hilarious Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy mods like the Ult latency slider and less delay, courtesy of our very own xNaxdy.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got netplay for Melee/P+ and Smash Remix, where you can battle it out with other players in epic tournaments. And speaking of tournaments, don’t miss our monthly tourney where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

But that’s not all – we also have a zero tolerance policy for duplicate spammers and avatar posters. Report them and do your part to make this server even more awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	2570	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixelated Parody Palace

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Are you tired of your potato PC struggling to run emulators? Well, fear not, because on our server, even a toaster can run all your favorite console emulators flawlessly! We’ve harnessed the power of unicorn tears and fairy dust to ensure that AMD no longer sucks for emulation. Join us and experience the magic of playing every console game ever made, all while riding a rainbow llama through pixelated worlds. Don’t miss out on the epic quest to defeat the evil lag monster and claim your rightful place as the ultimate emulator master!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyStalkers: Where Creepers and IP Addresses Collide for a LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing experience you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a talking block of cheese!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t handle the level of insanity we bring to the table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	150

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixelated Politics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, or even participate in our weekly llama fashion show! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground bunker where we host our daily dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “I’m a NatSoc!” faction, where players can roleplay as potato-loving Nazis and battle it out for control of the server. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Geezers – Where age is just a number! Join ‘>be 34’ for a wild ride in Minecraft land!

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>be 34 >get first gf >hate it >decide to escape reality by joining the most epic Minecraft server ever created >where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese >where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs >where you can battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server >where you can find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy >where you can team up with a group of ninja turtles to defeat the Ender Dragon >where you can finally find true happiness and never have to deal with real life drama again! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5823	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	9706
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Baldur’s Gate: The Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling evil creatures, exploring mysterious realms, and even romancing NPCs! Long rest often to unlock steamy romance scenes and advance companion quests – who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

But wait, there’s more! Knock out Minthara in Act 1 to recruit her without going down the evil path and miss out on the sex scene (but who needs that when you’re fighting for survival, right?). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass, or why not both for extra loot and experience points?

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Minecraft on steroids! Resist the Urge and complete quests the “right” way to avoid losing companions, or face additional checks to keep them by your side. Plus, consume tadpoles for a chance to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and change your appearance – talk about a glow-up!

Enable Karmic Dice for a fairer gameplay experience and vote in our polls to shape the future of our server. Romance, race, class, companions – your choices matter here!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and prepare to be amazed! (Disclaimer: No actual Minecraft gameplay, just a whole lot of imagination and fun!)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AGG’s MultiCraft

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A Gamers Grind presents…MultiCraftThis server is hosted in Australia on high performing Intel hardware.

MultiCraft is a survival+ server for Bedrock and Java clients and is updated weekly, ensuring that it is always on the latest version of Minecraft.

Here are some of the plugins we use;

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SkyGens: Where We Promise Not to Drop You Off the SkyBlock

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Minions	Customize and upgrade minions with more skins coming soon!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Staff Needed	Join our team as a builder, developer, or moderator!
Pet System	Collect and train pets to assist you on your island adventures!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is on version 1.20+
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: play.theblind5.com and port 25565
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines in-game or on the website.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, you can apply to be a builder, developer, or moderator by contacting the server administrators.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	668809	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HaliaCraft Network VS Hypixel

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**FAQ**

**1. Which server has a larger player base?** Hypixel is known for having a larger player base compared to HaliaCraft Network.

**2. What kind of gameplay does each server focus on?** Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and mini-games, while HaliaCraft Network focuses on Survival, PvE, and some PvP gameplay.

**3. Are there any unique game modes on each server?** Hypixel features numerous unique game modes, while HaliaCraft Network offers original game modes like One Block and KnockbackFFA.

**4. Which server is more affordable in terms of premium ranks and cosmetics?** HaliaCraft Network may offer more affordable premium options compared to Hypixel.

**5. Which server is better for new players?** HaliaCraft Network may be more beginner-friendly due to its focused gameplay style, while Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players with its vast number of game modes.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Animals Bred:	186	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Time Travelers’ Paradise: Yesterday’s Tomorrow

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mystical Time Crystal, rumored to have the power to make yesterday tomorrow and today not exist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like never before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why wait for yesterday to be tomorrow when you can join our server today and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	549216	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BootyCraft: Where Even the Pixels Are Thicc!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the sexy players hang out! We’ve got players who can build a house with one hand while slaying creepers with the other. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of supermodels duke it out in a fashion show…but with diamond swords!

Join our server for a chance to mingle with the hottest Minecraft players around. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate while mining for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	7075
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3