UyghurLaborFree Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BookwormCraft

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Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	6130	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1947
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4850	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.